The Democratic Republic of The Yeetusa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Collin Aldridge with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.892 billion Yeetusans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telmania. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yeetusan economy, worth a remarkable 2,958 trillion Yeetusan Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 299,037 Yeetusan Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Yeetusa's national animal is the Yeetusa Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The Yeetusa is ranked 290,310^th in the world and 232^nd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Food Quality, scoring 2.98 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.